Sprout

(Okay, so, we're back to the dorm room, and the two of them are still going at it. The bed is creaking and the noises are getting louder and louder)

Daisy: BRO SHUT UP!!!

Cosmo: oh, come on, it's not that loud. Can't you just ignore it?

Sprout: you have to promise me that you won't do anything too crazy. I don't want to wake up in the morning with a bunch of bruises and bite marks all over my body.

Cosmo: oh, I promise I won't bite. Unless you ask me to, of course~ *cosmo winks at sprout*

Daisy: I CAN HEAR YOU OMG, YOU'RE SO WEIRD *Daisy was yelling from her room*

Cosmo: so? What's the problem with that? I think he's cute, and I want to get to know him better. *cosmo looks at sprout with a playful grin*

Daisy: Cosmo, you're being ridiculous. You barely know him!

Cosmo: so? That doesn't mean I can't have a little fun with him. *cosmo winks again*

Cosmo: see, she's definitely in denial. She's totally into this girl. *cosmo chuckles and turns to sprout* so, what about you? Do you have a girlfriend?

Sprout: no, I don't. I've never really had a serious relationship before. I've had a few flings, but nothing serious. Why do you ask?

Cosmo: oh, I was just curious. I was wondering if you had a girlfriend or not. Because I was thinking that maybe you and I could.. you know..

Sprout: I guess I'm gonna be living with two wolves.. this is just my luck. *sprout mumbles*

Daisy: I'm sorry, but why is that a problem?

Sprout: well, I'm a bunny.. and bunnies are prey animals.. and you two are predators..

Daisy: You better not. I'm watching you. *she lets go of him and walks away*

Cosmo: phew, that was close. I really thought she was going to kick my ass.. *cosmo sighs in relief*

Sprout: I'm just glad she's here to keep you in check. I don't know what I would've done if you had actually tried to kiss me..

Looey: no no ! Like.. 57

Sprout: SEVENTY?! You're joking, right?! You're not actually that strong..