sprout goes insane

star: ooh a cookie *eats one of sprouts cookies*

sprout: NOOO MY COOKIES (shoots star with his gun)

star: AH-

This skyscraper's causing vertigo The countdown begins in Tokyo 27 days alone means 20 million ways to cope Without you im in a reckless fever Love-struck girl, I'd tease her Thought I'd never be her Quite the job you've done on me, sir You've been hosting parties in my mind I'm working overtime to have you in my world Oh, what a curse it is to be a lover girl.

sprout: (starts to have a mental breakdown) IM NOT CRAZY! IM JUST... I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY!

Forced to get creative, wrote my feelings down The independent lady in me is nowhere to be found i can't wait another day to see you How embarrassing to be this way I'm in a reckless fever Love-struck girl, I'd tease her Thought I'd never be her Quite the job you've done on me, sir You've been hosting parties in my mind I'm working overtime to have you in my world Oh, what a curse it is to be in love

sprout: (goes insane) WHY CANT ANYONE JUST TRY MY COOKIES (grabs a knife and stabs dandy with it) TAKE THAT! (dandy screams in pain) shelly: R U INSANE SPROUT??? sprout: YES (shoots shelly with a gun) shelly: AHH- shrimpo: RAHHHHH sprout: (throws shrimpo into the oven with the oven at 500 °F) shrimpo: HELLPppp (melting) sprout: (shoots vees screen) vee: …( left side of screen cracked) sprout: (choking astro) astro: (cant breathe) yatta: (hiding with a gun)

*I'm just walking around unfazed by what's going on*

sprout: (looks at you) hey, why arent you scared?

sprout: (winces) that...that...actually kinda felt good...

sprout: YATTA COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!

sprout: so? Age doesn't matter when it comes to love. (leans in even closer)