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Did you chart course? To the best and likable Guardian of the Galaxy, the mother-effin' Star-Lord? I take pirates and ravage 'em, then make it look like an artform, How I'm sending them starboard! That measly craft can't even travel through space! The off-and-on-again captain of wooden planks and some crates! C'mon, it's not even fun; I shoot a blast and it breaks! Lookin' like something that Groot could ask on a date! I understand 'ya, Captain Hook; we couldn't be savvier. You don't care about the loot unless there's booze inside! Maybe if you hadn't got that "Moves Like Jagger" sta

Oh, is it me? Well, here's my first issue I barely even know enough about you to diss you But you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up And lose to the dude a huge toothy coochie chewed up? That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my Katanas Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba I'm tight, you're mad baggy, I'm toned, you're so flappy Mad 'cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy Somebody outta put a bounty on that cape Maybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your

Oh, is it me? Well, here's my first issue I barely even know enough about you to diss you But you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up And lose to the dude a huge toothy coochie chewed up? That's bananas! I do damage when I brandish my Katanas Man, I'll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas I'm one of a kind, you're a Xerox of your papa Doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for Jabba I'm tight, you're mad baggy, I'm toned, you're so flappy Mad 'cause Sam Jackson killed your clone daddy Somebody outta put a bounty on that cape Maybe I'll write a letter, and mail it in your

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