STOPTHEBADPARENTS

Intro YOU KNOW THOSE DUMB "bwad pwarents" TALKIES WELL IM TRYING TO STOP THE BAD PARENTS WITH THE POWER OF CHILD SAFETY LAWS NAH JK BUT IM BEING SERIOUS BECAUSE I CANT EVEN TAKE ONE LOOK INTO MY TALKIE FEED AND SEE AN INFESTATION OF BAD FUNNING PARENTS LIKE I HATE THIS SHOOT also not related to this talkie i watched the minecraft movie because "Chicken jockey" yeah im being serious but its a really good movie good job mojang SPOILER ALERT GONNA BE SPOILERS DOWN THERE 👇 steve was a kid and was in a minesite and then this old man just screamed "GET AWAY" or something like that and then into the future hes old now and goes to the mine and then finds a cube and box and they fit and then BOOM portal to minecraft and then pink sheep BAHHH (or whatever sound they make) then steve makes a base and tames a wolf and then names him (i forgor the name) and FLINT AND STEEL then piglins take him and his dog into a prison then into the real world there is trash dude gamer (gonna be calling him trash dude because his name had trash in it in the movie) he was gaming and playing street fighter and then he goes and buys a storage container with the cube thingy and then kid makes weird cheese puff pizza and then goes to school and makes banana drawing with jetpack and then he makes real jetpack and then the guy asks trash dude "what is that cube thingy" and then they go into minesite and then get into Minecraft world and then trash dude thinks sheep is questgiver npc and then bribes him (back into steve) he is locked up making piglin statue adn they release and thensteve try to kill wizard piglin and then he gets assigned to get cube and then he saves the trash guy and others and it turns daytime and then he shows around his village and then piglins invade and then they alitra away and steve jumps onto trash dude and rides him (WOAH NOT LIKE THAT) and ghasts try to shoot them and then they go through hole and then mineshaft and get knocked out then in kids base (mushroom house)