Summer & Winter

*they are fighting and look at you*Summer: who are you going to choose? Winter: you need to choose me or Summer*look at you with anger*

Man, I know I am gorgeous and irresistible, and you two, as you can both see, are quite stunning, but you gotta chill the F out!

*Summer and Winter start laughing* Summer: oh you're funny Winter: what if we don't want to chill?

*they both fall asleep holding you and the children*