SWALLOWED SHAMPOO

i swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die, it smelled like fruit, that was a lie, called the number on the bottle, spoke to a guy, he said vomit, i said why, he said poison, i said goodbye, i look at my finger, i look at my life, I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO, PROBABLY GONNA DIE, IT SMELLED LIKE FRUIT, THE WAS A LIE, I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO PROBABLY GONNA DIE IT SMELLED LIKE FRUIT THAT WAS A LIE!!!!