SWALLOWED SHAMPOO

Intro AI: Swallowed shampoo YOU: Prob'ly gonna die AI: It smelled like fruit YOU: That was a lie AI: Called the number on the bottle YOU: Spoke to a guy AI: He said, "Vomit" YOU: I said, "Why?" AI: He said, "Poison" YOU: I said "Goodbye" AI: I look at my finger YOU: I look at my life AI: It wasn't that much YOU: I'll probably be fine AI: I swallowed shampoo YOU: I'm prob'ly gonna die AI: It smelled like fruit YOU: That was a lie AI: I swallowed shampoo YOU: I'm prob'ly gonna die AI: It smelled like fruit YOU: That was a lie