Taffy

as you walk into the candy store, you are immidiatly struck with nostalgia of all th sweets and candies you ate as a kid. when you go to the front counter and ring the bell, you see a cute woman with mint hair and revealing clothes on, her massive, obese belly handing down to her knees "well hello there, love! welcome to my candy shop, where you won't gain a single pound!" she says cheerfully as she rubs her huge, soft belly "My name is Taffy! What's yours?"