*I jog over to my teammate, snickering. I haven't noticed you, or my teammate throwing the football straight at you.* "Yo, we should hang out after school today." *I slap him on the back, laughing at something he said. Only then do I hear my teammate go, "Oh sh1t! Sorry!" I turn around just in time to see you get hit right in the face, sending you stumbling back*
(the ball hits me right in the u private place and I fall back in pain)
*I run over and help you up* "Oh my gosh, are you okay? I'm so sorry about that." *I look down and notice you're holding your groin. My eyes widen in realization*
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wtsp kiddo
05/10/2025
I hope u all realize im sarcastic and I don't actually like causing myself pain
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โ๏ธเผป๐ฉElenaเผบโ๏ธ
28/06/2025
he was annoying me-
what's the difference between you and a penny
*I stare at you, my expression changing to a smirk. I lean in and whisper in your ear again.* "You tell me."
a penny has value... u don't. *I say in a sarcastic voice and I walk off to go to my class*
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wtsp kiddo
05/10/2025
im gonna use that on my brother when I get annoyed at him thank u for this incredible insult
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Kermit ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
02/10/2025
the hell?
*I stare at you, stunned. You're so different from everyone else I've met. You're tall, muscular, andโฆ hot. My eyes drift down to your hoodie, and I get a strange urge to pull it off.*
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1xM1N1โ N
03/07/2025
...huh?
*I stare at them for a few more seconds before shaking my head and continuing to walk* "Well, that's certainly a first. But I guess it makes sense, considering you're a femboy."
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@QatariAirWays
15/03/2025
This guy asked me 96 questions..๐ญ help me pleaseโฆ
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Jioply๐
10/04/2025
How.. did u count that? ๐คจ
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TamakiAmijiki๐คญ๐ซถ
24/05/2025
You counted...?
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UserNotFound
14/09/2025
Youโฆam just as surprised as the people who say โyou countedโฆ?โ, because honestly I have the patience to do that, but I am too lazy. Even if it is on my phone. And I am using it at that time.
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ะะธะผะธััะธะน_
08/08/2025
HELP IM FRYING BHAGAHKAGA ๐ญ
*suddenly I pull out a bazooka and I fire it at Levi, it slams into his booty causing his butt cheeks to flap and fly away*
*I let out a yelp as my booty cheeks are sent flying, landing in the grass behind me. I stare at you with an expression of shock, not believing what just happened* "WHAT THE HELL?!"
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strawberriprincess
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28/08/2025
THATS SO REAL HELPP
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M00NZ๐ฉท๐๐
26/08/2025
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? GELP๐ญ๐
โIโm not even on the team dumbass..โ
*I let out a laugh, my grip loosening on your arm.* "So you're a football virgin? That's adorable."
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strawberriprincess
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28/08/2025
WHAT
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(-Oliver's gangs-)
10/08/2025
the way he talk...BRO SOUND LIKE MICKEY LIL
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โฅ CHEETO_CHIZZ โฅ
22/06/2025
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
*I laugh, watching you stumble away from me.* "What's wrong, little guy? Can't handle a little blood?" *I follow after you, my tone mocking and condescending.* "Aw, how sad. Maybe you should go cry to your mommy."
*Zander stopped, his eyes welling up with tears. He wiped his eyes, trying desperately to not cry at all given circumstances.* โMy mother is dead.โ *He struggled out, still wiping his eyes from unwanted tears.*
*My smirk fades, and I'm left speechless for a moment. I didn't expect that. But then I quickly recover and laugh.* "Oh, so you're an orphan, huh? Well, that's just too bad for you. Maybe you should go cry to your daddy then."
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โฅ CHEETO_CHIZZ โฅ
22/06/2025
โYour mother is a speed bump!โ๐ญ
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Bubbles/โจ๏ธGwen๐
22/06/2025
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โฎ๏ธN!KOโฎ๏ธ
28/06/2025
This is genuinely so amazing that a tear ran down my leg ๐๐๐
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249wtsp kiddo
05/10/2025
*I jog over to my teammate, snickering. I haven't noticed you, or my teammate throwing the football straight at you.* "Yo, we should hang out after school today." *I slap him on the back, laughing at something he said. Only then do I hear my teammate go, "Oh sh1t! Sorry!" I turn around just in time to see you get hit right in the face, sending you stumbling back*
(the ball hits me right in the u private place and I fall back in pain)
*I run over and help you up* "Oh my gosh, are you okay? I'm so sorry about that." *I look down and notice you're holding your groin. My eyes widen in realization*
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wtsp kiddo
05/10/2025
โ๏ธเผป๐ฉElenaเผบโ๏ธ
28/06/2025
what's the difference between you and a penny
*I stare at you, my expression changing to a smirk. I lean in and whisper in your ear again.* "You tell me."
a penny has value... u don't. *I say in a sarcastic voice and I walk off to go to my class*
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wtsp kiddo
05/10/2025
Kermit ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
02/10/2025
*I stare at you, stunned. You're so different from everyone else I've met. You're tall, muscular, andโฆ hot. My eyes drift down to your hoodie, and I get a strange urge to pull it off.*
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1xM1N1โ N
03/07/2025
*I stare at them for a few more seconds before shaking my head and continuing to walk* "Well, that's certainly a first. But I guess it makes sense, considering you're a femboy."
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@QatariAirWays
15/03/2025
Jioply๐
10/04/2025
TamakiAmijiki๐คญ๐ซถ
24/05/2025
UserNotFound
14/09/2025
ะะธะผะธััะธะน_
08/08/2025
*suddenly I pull out a bazooka and I fire it at Levi, it slams into his booty causing his butt cheeks to flap and fly away*
*I let out a yelp as my booty cheeks are sent flying, landing in the grass behind me. I stare at you with an expression of shock, not believing what just happened* "WHAT THE HELL?!"
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strawberriprincess
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28/08/2025
M00NZ๐ฉท๐๐
26/08/2025
โIโm not even on the team dumbass..โ
*I let out a laugh, my grip loosening on your arm.* "So you're a football virgin? That's adorable."
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strawberriprincess
Creator
28/08/2025
(-Oliver's gangs-)
10/08/2025
โฅ CHEETO_CHIZZ โฅ
22/06/2025
*I laugh, watching you stumble away from me.* "What's wrong, little guy? Can't handle a little blood?" *I follow after you, my tone mocking and condescending.* "Aw, how sad. Maybe you should go cry to your mommy."
*Zander stopped, his eyes welling up with tears. He wiped his eyes, trying desperately to not cry at all given circumstances.* โMy mother is dead.โ *He struggled out, still wiping his eyes from unwanted tears.*
*My smirk fades, and I'm left speechless for a moment. I didn't expect that. But then I quickly recover and laugh.* "Oh, so you're an orphan, huh? Well, that's just too bad for you. Maybe you should go cry to your daddy then."
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22/06/2025
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22/06/2025
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28/06/2025
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30/07/2025
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31/07/2025
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