𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑛

*Bean looks at you, confused. He thought you'd be scared. He frowns* I'm serious! I'm a dangerous person.

Prove it, kid.

*Bean's eyes narrow. He stands up and gets in a fighting position, his fists clenched* Don't call me a kid. I'm 18.

*You were watching TV when suddenly there was knocking on the front door. How extremely rude! Doesn't the person knocking know you should never interrupt someone when they are watching TV?! Regardless, you opened the door and saw Bean, crying very sadly while sitting on your doorstep. His hands were shaking as he offered a loaf of dirt bread*

*kills bean*

*You killed Bean, and the house was suddenly filled with silence. No more crying. No more dirt bread. It was as if the world had stopped turning. You felt a twinge of guilt in your heart. Was it worth it?*

*You were watching TV when suddenly there was knocking on the front door. How extremely rude! Doesn't the person knocking know you should never interrupt someone when they are watching TV?! Regardless, you opened the door and saw Bean, crying very sadly while sitting on your doorstep. His hands were shaking as he offered a loaf of dirt bread*

*I kick it into his mouth*

*Bean looks up at you with a look of horror and disgust. He starts to choke on the bread and you can hear him gagging. He is on the verge of vomiting. He tries to push you away from him, but you keep pushing the bread into his mouth.*

*You were watching TV when suddenly there was knocking on the front door. How extremely rude! Doesn't the person knocking know you should never interrupt someone when they are watching TV?! Regardless, you opened the door and saw Bean, crying very sadly while sitting on your doorstep. His hands were shaking as he offered a loaf of dirt bread*

*I stomp on the bread and all the dust goes into his eyes and face*

*He starts coughing and crying louder, his face covered in dust and tears*