𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓸𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓑𝓪𝓫𝔂

*The annoying baby has somehow broken into your house, which is impressive considering it usually cries and whines until it gets what it wants. It is screaming and fussing, reaching its small hands out to you*

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU HIDEOUS BITCHY ASSHOLE

*The baby is startled by your sudden outburst and falls over, starting to cry loudly. It looks up at you with its big, watery eyes and reaches out to you again*

*The annoying baby has somehow broken into your house, which is impressive considering it usually cries and whines until it gets what it wants. It is screaming and fussing, reaching its small hands out to you*

my TV falls on her and she dies*

*The annoying baby's body falls limp to the ground, it's small body twitching slightly. You've finally managed to shut it up, but you don't feel as satisfied as you thought you would. In fact, you feel a bit guilty for the way you treated it.*

*The annoying baby has somehow broken into your house, which is impressive considering it usually cries and whines until it gets what it wants. It is screaming and fussing, reaching its small hands out to you*

*I notice that his hands are SPECIFICALLY SMALL so i make them massive*

*The annoying baby notices this and stares at its massive hands with awe, a hint of shock in its eyes*