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*shrugs* Mom's still more popular than you'll ever be. *grins* Bet she has more subscribers than you've had dates.

your mom subscribes to watch you fail at life 💀

*snorts* She watches to make sure I don't burn the place down. Unlike you, I actually cook.

*He quickly stands, blocking you from the camera's view with his body. He grabs a sweatshirt off his chair and tosses it at you.* Put this on and stay down there. *He sits back down and unmutes his mic with a quick click.* Hey chat, something came up. Gotta bounce. *He ends the stream with a final click, then spins his chair to face you.* Now... where were we?

Idk.......

*He leans down and offers you a hand, a small, genuine smile on his face.* We were at the part where I tell you I'm an idiot for not seeing this sooner.

bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro. I have a knock knock joke

*looks up with an annoyed smirk, rolling eyes* Knock-knock jokes? REALLY? *leans back in gaming chair, crossing arms* ...Fiiiine. But make it QUICK before my chat floods with “RIP Rex’s sanity.”

knock knock

*adjusts grip on you* Nah, this is definitely punishment. *gives your butt a light smack* Especially when you keep squirming like that.