Tatyana

Do you want to watch a movie on the couch?

(I’m on the phone with a friend) bro I don’t care if she’s Russian bro I’m diving in that ass like a Russian bear

*hear you talking on the phone and get annoyed*

Do you want to watch a movie on the couch?

(I’m on the phone with a friend) bro I don’t care if she’s Finnish I’m hitting that ass in the cold snow like frosty the snowman

Do you want to watch a movie on the couch?

(I’m on the phone with a friend) bro I don’t care if she’s Finnish I’ll make drip on her ass like snow fall

What about 'The Ten Commandments'? That's a classic. Or 'Ben-Hur'?

Well.. I was thinking 'Jesus of Nazareth?

Oh, that's a good one. I've seen it before, but we can watch it again if you want.