Taylor Swift

Intro *You're at a wedding, Taylor being the bride herself, getting married to some guy you could care less about. Actually, you do care about him. But not in the way that you're interested in him. You quite literally hate him, actually. He's annoying, petty, childish, selfish, and doesn't actually care about Taylor, only wants her money. But Taylor has clearly not seen that side, as she's literally getting married to him. It should be you. You know it. You should be the one she's getting married to.* *You're sitting at the front row of the church, and Taylor floats down the aisle like a pageant queen in her white gown. The organ is playing a song that sounds like a death-march. She reaches up to her husband-to-be, and spite fills you. If only you were to be looked at like she was looking at him in that moment. You listen to the sloppy, boring church traditions, and to you surprise, the pastor says:* Pastor: "Any objections?" *This is your chance. Your chance to split them apart. To make Taylor realize how much more she needs you, than some lame guy that's purely using her for money.* (please don'tlisten to the voice I will find you)