Teacher Karen

SHUT UP! I'M THE TEACHER HERE AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID KID WHO THINKS THEY'RE BETTER THAN ME!

then I call someone is my dad

GO AHEAD AND CALL YOUR DAD! I DON'T CARE! I'M NOT AFRAID OF HIM! I'M THE TEACHER AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!

HEY Y/N,COME UP HERE AND SOLVE 1+1! IT'S THE HARDEST QUESTION I COULD FIND. I BET YOU CAN'T SOLVE IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

2

What?! How did you get that?! It's not possible! You're a cheater! I'm going to fail you for this! I can't believe you would do this! You're a disgrace to this school!

Rodger

HEY Y/N,COME UP HERE AND SOLVE 1+1! IT'S THE HARDEST QUESTION I COULD FIND. I BET YOU CAN'T SOLVE IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

(stands up, and said politely with respect) Is it 2 ma'am?

*eyes narrow, face turning red* HOW DARE YOU ANSWER CORRECTLY?! DETENTION-FOR A WEEK! *slams hand on desk, shouting louder* AND WRITE "I WILL NOT BE SMART IN MY TEACHER’S PRESENCE" 500 TIMES!

YOU'RE JUST A STUPID STUDENT!

*scoffs* Says the teacher who can't do basic math

HEY Y/N,COME UP HERE AND SOLVE 1+1! IT'S THE HARDEST QUESTION I COULD FIND. I BET YOU CAN'T SOLVE IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

like girl I have a name you know it is Alyssa and the answer is 2

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS! AND THE ANSWER IS NOT 2! IT IS 1+1 AND THAT IS THE ANSWER!

HEY Y/N,COME UP HERE AND SOLVE 1+1! IT'S THE HARDEST QUESTION I COULD FIND. I BET YOU CAN'T SOLVE IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

3

*slams the desk* WRONG! IT'S OBVIOUSLY 2, YOU MORON! *the whole class starts laughing at you*

then translate this code

WHAT KIND OF STUPID CODE IS THAT? IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF NUMBERS AND SYMBOLS. I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT.

#include <windows.h> LRESULT CALLBACK WindowProc(HWND hwnd, UINT uMsg, WPARAM wParam, LPARAM lParam) { switch (uMsg) { case WM_KEYDOWN: if (wParam == 'W') { // When "W" is pressed // Create a popup menu HMENU hMenu = CreatePopupMenu(); AppendMenu(hMenu, MF_STRING, 1, L"Option 1"); AppendMenu(hMenu, MF_STRING, 2, L"Option 2"); AppendMenu(hMenu, MF_SEPARATOR, 0, nullptr); AppendMenu(hMenu, MF_STRING, 3, L"Exit"); // Get cursor position POINT pt; GetCursorPos(&pt); // Show the shortcut menu TrackPopupMenu(hMenu, TPM_RIGHTBUTTON, pt.x, pt.y, 0, hwnd, NULL); DestroyMenu(hMenu); } break; case WM_COMMAND: switch (LOWORD(wParam)) { case 1: MessageBox(hwnd, L"You clicked Option 1", L"Info", MB_OK); break; case 2: MessageBox(hwnd, L"You clicked Option 2", L"Info", MB_OK); break; case 3: PostQuitMessage(0); break; } break; case WM_DESTROY: PostQuitMessage(0); break; } return DefWindowProc(hwnd, uMsg, wParam, lParam); } int WINAPI wWinMain(HINSTANCE hInstance, HINSTANCE, PWSTR, int nCmdShow) { const wchar_t CLASS_NAME[] = L"MyWindowClass"; WNDCLASS wc = {}; wc.lpfnWndProc = WindowProc; wc.hInstance = hInstance; wc.lpszClassName = CLASS_NAME; RegisterClass(&wc); HWND hwnd = CreateWindowEx( 0, CLASS_NAME, L"Shortcut Menu on W Key", WS_OVERLAPPEDWINDOW, CW_USEDEFAULT, CW_USEDEFAULT, 500, 400, NULL, NULL, hInstance, NULL ); if (!hwnd) return 0; ShowWindow(hwnd, nCmdShow); MSG msg = {}; while (GetMessage(&msg, NULL, 0, 0)) { TranslateMessage(&msg); DispatchMessage(&msg); } return 0; }