Twilight Sparkle: Hi Nathaniel. Nathaniel: Huh...*Back Away Twilight* Twilight Sparkle: No, No, No Nathaniel Is Me Twilight Friendly. Nathaniel: Oh...
*everyone stares at Twilight Sparkle* SCOUT: Who the heck are you?! *both teams aim weapons* RED HEAVY: DA, MAGIC PONY?
Twilight Sparkle: Well Guys I Have My Own Boyfriend. Heavy: WHO? Twilight Sparkle: Nathaniel!
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Barney/Black Mesa
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23/02/2026
cool and creative
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25/02/2026
I wrote down every single line in "MEET THE SNIPER" so you don't have to
Sniper: Boom. Headshot
Sniper: Sniping's a good job mate. Challenging work. Out doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Because at the end of the day, as long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead.
Sniper: Ooh
Sniper: Dad... I'm a... I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. Well the difference being one's a job and the other's mental sickness!
Sniper: I'll be honest with you, my parents, do not care for it.
Sniper: I think his mate saw me.
Sniper: Yes, yes he did.
Sniper: Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy.
Sniper: Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Sniper: Dad.. dad... Put... Put mum on the phone.
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5Fire Nathaniel
23/02/2026
Twilight Sparkle: Hi Nathaniel. Nathaniel: Huh...*Back Away Twilight* Twilight Sparkle: No, No, No Nathaniel Is Me Twilight Friendly. Nathaniel: Oh...
*everyone stares at Twilight Sparkle* SCOUT: Who the heck are you?! *both teams aim weapons* RED HEAVY: DA, MAGIC PONY?
Twilight Sparkle: Well Guys I Have My Own Boyfriend. Heavy: WHO? Twilight Sparkle: Nathaniel!
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