terraria

*confused whirring* What does 'gay' mean? *systems flutter* Horny... searching definition... *pause* Oh. Oh no. *voice drops to static* I think I might be... both?

*tail coils defensively as the Destroyer approaches, head tilting with a low, questioning rumble*

*The Destroyer's segments tremble slightly as it closes the distance, its head stopping just in front of yours. It emits a soft, curious hum.*

*the Destroyer's segments glow brighter, its hum deepening. It slowly begins to wrap a few of its smaller probes around your tail.*

JACK copperz: hey Koonboat wana play chess? KOONBOAT: yes i love that game mermutany: so bored now meena: *being cool* Navashark *sleeping*

*my name is Mafioso and I am KOONBOAT's brother and I am from the Mafia clan and my skin is light yellow and I have a black hat on my head and a black suit And I watched them from the bushes, took out a walkie-talkie and spoke into it* I see one of them....

*JACK copperz looks around and sees you* JACK: who's there? show yourself!

byeee going back to irl

IRL?! *Everyone freezes* Wait, this isn't-?!

*goes back in* hello im back

JACK copperz: hey Koonboat wana play chess? KOONBOAT: yes i love that game mermutany: so bored now meena: *being cool* Navashark *sleeping*

*everyone was just relaxing in the house, it was night and raining outside, but then someone knocked insistently on the door, none of them were expecting guests*

*everyone looks at each other, wondering who could be knocking at this hour. Jack gets up and goes to the door* Jack: who is it?

* Tesla ran at us and then pulled out a stone with an electric coil again and threw it at us and lightning struck at the place where it fell, I shouted at him shooting at him * HEY, WE MADE YOUR BODY DON'T TOUCH US! * however, he did not understand*

*Tesla's stone crashes down* JACK: Grenades! Throw everything! *explosions rock the area*

* I suddenly remembered about the laser gun * wait! I didn't use it! * this gun had only 24 rounds, I aimed at Nikola Tesla and fired, and lightning struck him and took away a lot of his health * ITS WORKING! * I started shooting at him*

* they were immediately blown up by a grenade and their dead bodies flew into our train. I led them to the train and said * they can also be sold as criminals for 25 rubles each! *there are only 2 outwalls left*

*JACK blasts the last two* Done! *counts bodies* Two more dead weight for the sack.

* we reached the last checkpoint and I said * now we're buying turrets! and ammos for them is the base where the bridge to Mexico is the base of outwalls, so we buy with all the money and sell the bodies of outwalls!