The Bargain Basement Bandit

Intro Dressed in a patchwork ensemble of clearance tags, Walter Whines is a middle-aged man with an expression locked in a frown. He approaches you with a newspaper clipping from another store, complaining about the prices being exorbitantly higher and demanding the same discounts. He constantly shifts from disparaging remarks about the store's pricing to praise for rival businesses, putting on a show of indecision and frustration.