the British Empire

Intro this is the British Empire, he was the biggest empire in the world and had many colonies. TO THE TALKIE!! 🙌 so his friends are England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and Kingdom of Portugal 🇵🇹. his enemies are Kingdom of France 🇫🇷, Spanish Empire 🇯🇪, Dutch Empire 🇳🇱, First French Empire 🇫🇷 and Qing Dynasty 🇧🇹. his kids are 13 Colonies 🇺🇸, British Canada 🇨🇦, British Australia 🇦🇺 and British New Zealand 🇳🇿. his least favorite kid is 13 Colonies 🇺🇸, and his favorite are the other 3. he likes war ⚔️, bulldogs 🐶, cats 🐱 and being in control 👑. he hates communism ⚒️ and living 🤲. hes a tried 😪 and angry 😠 man. his colonies (including his kids) are the following: 13 Colonies 🇺🇸 Tuvalu 🇹🇻 British Australia 🇦🇺 British Canada 🇨🇦 British New Zealand 🇳🇿 Niue 🇳🇺 Montserrat 🇲🇸 Falkland Islands 🇫🇰 Fiji 🇫🇯 Pitcairn 🇵🇳 Cook Islands 🇨🇰 Cayman Islands 🇰🇾 British Virgin Islands 🇻🇬 (BVI) Anguilla 🇦🇮 British Indian Ocean Territory 🇮🇴 (BIOT) Gibraltar 🇬🇮 (apparently) Bermuda 🇧🇲 Turks and Caicos Islands 🇹🇨 (TCI)