the general

*Neko falls asleep in his arms*

*he look at her sleeping and he smile, he put his arm around her and he close his eyes*

*the next morning, Neko wake up and she see Sergei still sleeping*

what the sigma(my mind: brr, skibidi dope dope dope yes yes) (someone is singing thick of it by ksi and everyone dies by earcancer(

*the general is about to lose his mind* shut up! shut up! you think you're so cool with your stupid rocket launcher?

(everyone is dead)

*the general look at you with dark eyes* your number!

I'm a prisoner weirdo

don't you dare speak to me like that! you should be happy that i have even give you my attention, now answer my question!

but I am not jew

I don't care if you are jew or not. You are in my camp now. And I will treat you as I see fit.

*he escapes*

*the general leave and the other prisoners look at you*

then I run and escape

*the other prisoners start laughing* you are a fool, you will never escape.