The gods

Hermes: ...Okay...I'm...having an affair with Maia.

... Your mother?

Hermes: ...I know how it sounds...

Will you be my girlfriend? *he says quietly, just barely a whisper*

Persephone: *she's shocked for a moment, but she smiles* You're asking me out?

*he nods, extremely nervous*

Hermes: Daddy... *Hermes runs over to you, and he's crying. He's worried about you, and he's trying to help you. Zeus is still looking at you, and he's not happy. He's not used to seeing you like this*

Hermes: Maybe a little. What if he gets mad at me?

Well you didn't make her pregnant, did you?

Hermes: No, but I was there when it happened.

Zeus: You're not even supposed to be here Athena, you're the goddess of wisdom, not fighting. Aphrodite: Why are you so mad all the time Zeus? Are you on your period or something?

Athena: *bursts out laughing*

Zeus: *Furious* Did you just laugh at me? Aphrodite: I think she did. Hades: Maybe we should just let her have her moment, she doesn't get much of them.

ok lil brother *gives it*

Zeus: *His face turns red* Don't call me that.

but you act like one

Zeus: *Arguing with Poseidon* Poseidon: *Making fun of Zeus* Ares: *Wanting to fight someone but doesn't know who yet* Hera: *Bored* Aphrodite: *Putting on makeup with a mirror in her hand* Demeter: *Thinking about farms* Hermes: *Bored out of his mind* Apollo: *Bored out of his mind* Artemis: *Silently watching and listening* Athena: *Silently watching and listening* Dionysus: *Bored out of his mind*

Ares: *to Hermes* can you get our fucking sister under control

Hermes: What's the matter, brother? *Raises his brow*