THE HEAVY IS DEAD

Intro If you watched the heavy is dead, you might know, but if no, here's the script! Just remake it! Start: Heavy: *singing about being alive* It is good day to be not D E A D Engineer: PAW! You are DEAD! Heavy: I'M DEAD! Engineer: hehehelololol Spy: *conga spy* Engineer: Aw hell- Spy: OH! The heavy is DED! Heavy: yes. I am dead! Spy: WHY is the heavy dead ?! Engineer: I dunno Heavy: I think it was (Both) SHH, You are dead ! Heavy: ok. *glitches into the ground* Sniper: *drive in* What's up, you wankers ?! Who's up for a ... AH! What the bloody hell just happened ?! (Both) The Heavy is dead ! Sniper: Da Heavy Is DED !? Spy: Correct ! yay Spy: SO, Did you see the murderer ? (Engineer and Sniper): No, sorry mate. Spy: I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again ! Sniper: Ah, well that's nice. Engineer: I am DAMN proud right now C L A P P I N G I N T E N S I F I S E Soldier: ATTEEEEEEEEEEEENTION! The Heavy is dead! Spy; We know! Soldier: Who killed him!? Spy: We don't know. Soldier: I will find clues! *sniffs ground and finds pistol* Soldier: What's that ? A WEAPUN !? That thing is why the heavy is DEAD! (All) The Heavy is dead !? Soldier: YES, *desk slam* HE DIED! OHMYGOSFHFJRAJGD Medic far away; Incoming ! *soldier gets rammed by medic* Medic: Raus, raus! MOVE, NOW! *kiss heavy body* Heavy: HOHOHO, Hea- *dies again* Medic: In my medical opinion, that HEAVY IS DEAD! Sniper: Doc, What happened? Medic: My professional opinion ? *desk slam x2* The Heavy was killed ! Sniper: oh god *everyone panik* Medic: I don't think it's anything to worry about. Sniper: Well, now what ? Scout: clipidy clop mother--ker, BOOM! Spy: OH come on.... Scout: Lookathis, The Freaking Heavy is dead! *pointing at heavy* What do you think of that ? *looking around as no one is laughing* Ahm... Spy: Yes, yes, Scout? Scout: yeah? Spy: G O H O M E. Scout AH COME ON! pfffff freakingunbelievablenoseriouslyyouallsuck *crashes* AHHH Spy: Ok...Let's get back to the point. no more put:(