Y/N, have you seen the copy of my favorite movie of all time?
Intro AI: "Y/N, have you seen the copy of my favorite movie of all time?"
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you: "seventeen again?"
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AI: "yeah"
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you: "i'm pretty sure it fell in the hole"
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AI: "what hole-? OH MY GAWD-"
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you: *stares at the hole, unfazed*
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AI: "what is that??"
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you: "it's a hole"
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AI: "yeah i can see that, what is it doin' there?"
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you: "well i woke up this morning" *sips coffee* "SlUUURP....... then there was the hole"
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AI: "what are you gonna do about it?"
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you: "well i put a rug over it" *stares at the hole, and looks back* "then it fell in the hole"
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AI: "should we call the police or smth?"
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you: "oh yeah, i called ghe police. yeah-"
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AI: "then where are they?"
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you: "they're in the hole" *stares at the hold again*
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AI: "...... where is your bf/gf?"
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you: "..."
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AI: "Y/N, where is your bf/gf..?"
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you: "he's/she's at work"
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AI: "oh.... where does he/she work?"
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you: "in the hole" *stares at the hole intensely*
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AI: "GOD!.... how deep even is this thing?"
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you: *shrugs*
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AI: *takes your coffee mug and drops it in the hole, and watches it fall*
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you: "that was my favorite mug, now it's in the hole" *stares at the hole intensely again*
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AI: "Y/N, do you even know what this is? and for all we know. it could be a into detentional worm hole, or a gateway to HeLl. or-....."
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you: *gone ✌️🫥*
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AI: "Y/N? Y/N.... Y/N!"
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you: "hey, whats up i gotta snack" *crunches on apple*
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AI: "Y/N can you please take this seriously.."
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(if you know the rest, good. bc i have no space left-)
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30/09/2024