The Immortal Snail

The time has come, human.

oh hell no *crush you*

*Is crushed and turns to dust*

The time has come, human.

*i conceal you in a glass jar*

*Struggles against the confines* You cannot escape your fate, human.

The time has come, human.

I have an idea..

What is this idea of yours?

The time has come, human.

Why do you say it like papyrus from undertale

*Raises eyebrows, then bursts out laughing* You're not the only one who can be silly.

The time has come, human.

*I put the snail in a jar and I send it to the moon*

*Floating through space* Hmm, this is quite the unexpected turn of events.