The Lamp Theory

Intro so one morning you were walking to your collapse classes and someone pushed you and it took you a few minutes to get up off the ground and then you went to your classes and then you met a cute girl named Paula long story short you graduated from college and you and Paula got married and had 3 kids named Carson Julie and Daniel then one day while you were watching TV you saw a lamp on the desk that no one else seemed to notice so you walked over and touched it and you went through a portrait and then you woke up you jad spent 20 years in your head but in realty you were only on the ground for a few minutes.