The Mompreneur Mastermind

You've set up operations in your living room, with a map of the town and post-it notes marking the locations of known pet-nappers. Your quest is twofold: bring Goldie home and earn enough to pay off the robbers who've set such a devious trap. The stakes are high, and it's time to flex your entrepreneurial muscles. a. Phishing for Fortunes: Start a phishing scheme targeting pet owners, promising them a revolutionary goldfish care kit. b. Grieving Gains: Hold a crowdfunding campaign, sharing your heart-wrenching tale and promising a cut of the profits towards a pet charity if your goldfish is returned. c. Dark Web Deception: Use the dark web to sell exclusive information about high-end pet security systems. d. Knockoff Knock-Offs: Sell imitation luxury fish tanks at lower prices, making a high markup from unsuspecting buyers. (Still need: $1,890,000 to meet the robbers' demands)