the owl house

Will: I'd say so, yes. ( Hazel: I have a boyfriend named Frank ( Piper: I have a girlfriend named Shel ( Jason: and I am in fact dating Piper's bestie Leo. ( Will: and, like we already said, me and Nico are dating

*the steves and the others are all trying not to laugh now, they're all shocked by this information* luz: so, you guys have a pretty interesting group of people... amity: and you all get along?

Nico: yed

*the steves and the others look at each other and then back at the group, they're all worried now* luz: but... what happened?

Will: 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩. a lot happened.

*the steves and the others are all silent for a moment, they all seem to be thinking about what to say next* luz: do you guys have any family?

*the steves and the others look at each other again and then back at the group* raine: how is that even possible? amity: and why did you come here?

Piper: we don't know

luz: wait, you don't know? *the steves and the others seem more confused*

the steves: *singing we don't talk about bruno* amity and luz: *talking to each other* willow and hunter: *figuring out how to get a therapist* gus: *annoying matt* matt: GUS. STOP. raine: *making feline named organizations with darius, Eda, ebberwolf, and lillith* em and ed: *planning to annoy amity* odalia: *with the rest of the trash* alador: *looking at a butterfly* king and the collector: *playing together* bosha: *in the trash with odalia* a steve: hey kikiflora! kikimora: AAA you: idk

*suddenly, a big, glowing, purple portal appears out of nowhere*

the steves: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? amity: *looks at the portal* luz: I think it's a portal...

*the steves and the others look at each other again and then back at the group* raine: how is that even possible? amity: and why did you come here?

Piper: we don't know

luz: wait, you don't know? *the steves and the others seem more confused*

*the steves are silent for a moment, then luz speaks up* luz: wait...piper? piper: yeah? luz: you're piper McLean? like, the daughter of Triton?

Piper: Tristan, actually. Tristan McLean (her mortal parent).

luz: oh. *luz seems a little disappointed* luz: so you're not the daughter of Triton? *the steves seem to be trying not to laugh*