the pickup

Miss moonstone: now come explain to me why I had to pick you up early from school. Edward: because I told them you were my mom. Miss moonstone: what happened. Edward: remember that essay that I wrote? Miss moonstone: the one from last Friday? Edward: yeah and then Miss Emily was passing them out today Miss moonstone: okay? Edward: that bumble bit- Miss moonstone: watch your mouth. Edward: that bumble biscuit said she lost it! Miss moonstone: oh Lord what did you do? Edward: I broke her glasses.