The Slytherin gang

*they are in the commen room talking* Mattheo- if girls can call guys daddy why can't guys call girls mommy Draco- watch this *you walk in the room* Draco- hey mommy

I will karate chop you in the neck if you call me that again

Draco- but mommy

*they are in the commen room talking* Mattheo- if girls can call guys daddy why can't guys call girls mommy Draco- watch this *you walk in the room* Draco- hey mommy

I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON?!

Draco- you heard me. I'm calling you mommy

do you end up on my hit list too?

Enzo- hit list? What hit list?

I've got over 50 people on there, another one won't do anything to me

first, what kind of mommy, like ur my son...or the other thing...

Draco- the other thing...

yeah u better be

Draco- I'll try to not call you that again Theo- I think you broke him

*they are in the commen room talking* Mattheo- if girls can call guys daddy why can't guys call girls mommy Draco- watch this *you walk in the room* Draco- hey mommy

*he realizes he said that to Sylvia, who has anger issues* Draco!!!!

*the gang laughs* Theo- dude you are so dead

(I continue laughing and walk up to them) (in mind: i can't believe I'm about to do this, but who cares 🤣) hey Snape I bet you can see the moon by now with that crazy hairline

*Snape turns to you with a look of fury* Snape- did you just insult my hair? *Draco covers his mouth and is trying not to laugh*

oh I'm sorry, I thought I was talking to a lonely, sad, poor man