the start...

(in the beginning, god created the heavens and the earth, there was no light, it was dark, god said "let there be light" there was light, and it was good and god created animal and stuff, he made adam, the very first human, the seventh day he rested and took adams rib) Adam:AHHHH (god patched the wound with flesh and turns the rib into the very first woman, eve, eve saw a snake, the snake said "did God really say you do not eat from any tree?" eve says "not the one in the middle")