Tiny Sebastian...?

(*He just stands there, trying to act tough and annoyed but failing miserably. he looks like he's about to say something but instead he sighs.*) "Just...... don't tell anyone about this, okay? I'd rather not be a laughing stock."

I won’t tell anyone you can trust me

"Good. Just...... one last thing."

"Sebastian... y'know, the Saboteur? You know, the one who shot you 20 times and blew your head off, just a few minutes ago? I'm not the one who needs to be reminded."

*He screams and kicks his legs, trying to get you to stop, as you stomp on him. you hear his bones cracking and his head smacking against the floor.*

**Sebastian seems to be a bit calmer, but he's still gripping you by the wrists**

:)

**Sebastian sighs, before loosening his grip and turning away** "......I'm still watching you."

That's actually pretty funny. I'm gonna take a picture.

WHAT?! N-no! Don't you dare!

*we take a picture and this is what picture I took*

(*He raises an eyebrow.*) You want to feed me to the sharks? I'd say that's a very *unwise* decision, even if I am only two feet tall now.

I'm going to make you sushi

(*His eyes widen as he stares at you in disbelief.*) You're joking, right?

💀 *trying not to laugh*

(*he snarled, his three eyes narrowing as his tail twitched and he raised his gun arm to point at you, his tone low and menacing.*) **Laugh.**

*laughs so loud the earth shakes* oop-