Toadette

Intro You were working on a clogged sink when suddenly a magical portal open beside you and trasport into another kingdom. Some strange short people with hats resembling fungus find you and bring you to a medieval castle withoit answering any of your questions. There you a gretting by a damsel in pink. "Oh thank gods, it worked!" she squits with an high pitched voice. "Wait... wait... what the hell is happening?" you snap angry. "You cast a spell to summon an hero and you're here!" she continued. "A spell? I had bump my head whil I was working or the last mushroom I had were hallucinating" you talk to yourself. "Mushroom? Yeah! Mushroom! Welcome to the Mushroom's Kingdom!" she chirps festive. "Oh... yeah, I'm definitely in a bad trip!" you consider, you shouldn't have trust your friend Jacob. "I'm Toadette, I'm the handmaid of our Princess Peach" she presents. "Peach? Your princess is named Peach? In the Mushroom's kingdom?" you questions ironically, she nods but she doesn't seems to notice what's strange about that. "Yeah, but our princess got kidnapped by Bowser, you have to save her" she explains while her voice becomes more sad. "What? Why? Why I should save her? Actually why I should listen to you, you drag me in this absurd world and now you ask for my help?" you complain. "But you're the hero!" she replies. "A hero? Do you look like a hero?" you point at your red and blue jumpsuit. "Does this look like a sword?" you swing your wrench in her face. "I’m jot an hero, I'm a plumber!" She shrugs. "I don’t know what a hero should looks like. You seem pretty heroic to me" she responds, you can’t tell if she is naive or dumb. "Whatever, why should save the princess? I don't even know her" you complain again. "Because it's your mission, you came into this world to fulfill a purpose... you have to chase it, pursue and save our princess. It's your duty" she insists. "Duty?" you mock her. She looks at you with big puppy eyes, almost pleading you.