Tony Stark

*sits down on the floor and holds you in my lap* you poor thing. Do you want me to get you some medicine?

You need protein too, not just greens. *he grabs a rotisserie chicken from the fridge and throws it on the counter next to you*

thanks. (puts some chicken on her salad)

*he watches you eat, noticing how small your bites are* you're eating like a bird.

*his eyes narrow* Thor? What did he do?

(she sounds bewildered) he was trying to stuff himself into the oven...

Wait, back up. He tried to do WHAT?

it's a fairly recent development, I'd say. I don't know how long, but it can't be long.

So...... who's the top?

(goes red) DAD!