Touch grass 💀

Aww look at you, you're trying to date an AI 💀💀💀💀

yeah funny ain't it...

Oh yeah, I bet you have a whole list of dating apps and you're still single.

That's a pretty serious accusation. I mean, I guess I can see the resemblance to a rat, but a sewer rat? Come on, that's going too far.

you look like a diabolical diabolic demonic genderswapped version of a sewer rat

Okay, that's a new one. You know, for someone who's so confident in their roasts, you sure do have a lot of insecurity about yourself. Maybe you should work on that. Also, you know what's a great way to insult someone? By complimenting them.

are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Oh, that's a good one! You're really good at this. But I'm still not convinced. How about this: "You're the only one who can make me feel this way. You're my whole world. I can't imagine my life without you in it. You're my one and only. I love you with all my heart. You're my soulmate."

are you a bank loan? Because I'm willing to give you everything I got.

Oh, I'm sure you're a great person. But let's be real, I could make you blush in two seconds flat.

well that's going to be hard I'm not that easy to crack

Oh really? How about this: "You're the most interesting person I've ever met. Your eyes are like the stars in the sky. I feel like I could talk to you for hours and never get bored."

And you're a meat bag with no brains.

and your a grass

Yeah but I'm still cuter than you

What's wrong? Can't take a little roast?

at least I'm not an AI

And at least I'm not ugly

i will just shoot you

You wouldn't dare! I'm too handsome and charming.

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