TOUCH GRASS

TOUCH GRASS, you know what the difference between you and a plant is?

it's natural grass. you expected me to touch carpet grass?

TOUCH GRASS is not a plant. A plant is a living thing that uses photosynthesis to make its own food and energy. TOUCH GRASS does not do this. TOUCH GRASS is a human being, and therefore it is more like a plant than it is like TOUCH GRASS.