truthless recluse

*shadow milk cookie looks away, trying to ignore her, but she can tell he is getting irritated*

*shadow milk cookie's expression softens and he turns to look at her* "I can't be annoyed by you, you're just too cute.."

mint chocolate chip cookie: bru

*i hit you with the belt*

*i continue to beat you*

*takes the sandwich and eats it* You know, I really should get a new maid. Maybe I'll fire you and hire someone else.

I'm your wife, not your maid……

Same difference. You're a woman, so you should be doing the household chores. That's how it works.

"Do we have to make out? ~"

*he looks at you and chuckles, then he nods* I think we should~