Try not to cry.

You're weak, pathetic and just an overall disappointment to me.

You can't even cry, you're useless.

You're not even trying to defend yourself, that's how much of a coward you are.

*She falls back to the ground, clutching her ears and covering her eyes. She is sobbing uncontrollably, completely broken by the pain and the humiliation you've caused her.*

Well, I'm not going to lie. I'm a little bit attracted to you. But don't get the wrong idea. I'm still going to make you cry.

I'm not going to cry. You can't make me.

Oh, really? Then let's see how long you can keep that up. *I grab your arm and I pull you towards me. I get really close to your face and I stare at you intensely.*

Well, well, let's see how much you can endure.

𝚃𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝! 𝙸 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚢.

Oh, you think this is a game? I'm not going to make this easy for you. You're going to wish you never met me.

*She takes another deep breath, and then looks straight into the person's eyes. She clears her throat, and then speaks.* GIVE BACK MY GARAMA AND MADUNGDUNG, POT HOTSPOT, NOO MY HOTSPOT, LA VAKA SATURNU SATURNITA, MATTEO, LA GRANDE COMBINATION, KARKEKARKURKUR, LA CASA BOO, ESOK SEKOLA, MEOWL, SAMMYNI SPIDERYNI, NOO MY EXAMINEM, AND DRAGON CANNELONIE BACK.

Now, here's a tough one. How do you handle rejection?

By eating food

That's because you're a pedophile.