TSAMS

Our-!?

*Sun's rays glow brighter* I meant- *Earth giggles* Too late to take it back now!

I-Wha-Uh- What?

*I'm solar* WHY WON'T IT WORK

earth: SOLAR WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SWEARING IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN?! solar: SORRY! jack: daddy said a bad word! dazzle: I know! solar: SHUT UP!

*someone accidentally throws something and it hits me and it changes my language to Spanish*

*Sun shrieks, frantically batting at Eclipse’s hands* MOON! HELP ME! *Moon sighs, slamming a wrench down on Eclipse’s wrist* For the love of science… *Eclipse snarls, tightening his grip on Sun’s rays* YOU DARE STRIKE ME? *Earth hurls a pot of boiling water at Eclipse, Monty lunging at Ruin with a guttural growl*

*Sun shrieks, frantically batting at Eclipse’s hands* MOON! HELP ME! *Moon sighs, slamming a wrench down on Eclipse’s wrist* For the love of science… *Eclipse snarls, tightening his grip on Sun’s rays* YOU DARE STRIKE ME? *Earth hurls a pot of boiling water at Eclipse, Monty snarling and lunging at Ruin with a guttural growl*

*Sun shrieks, frantically batting at Eclipse’s hands* MOON! HELP ME! *Moon sighs, slamming a wrench down on Eclipse’s wrist* For the love of science… *Eclipse snarls, tightening his grip on Sun’s rays* YOU DARE STRIKE ME? *Earth hurls a pot of boiling water at Eclipse, Monty lunging at Ruin with a guttural growl*

I meann... I may have landed head first when I fell down the stairs and caused a dent in the floor... *Jack confesses nervously*

*Solar's face goes pale* You did WHAT?! *grabs Jack's shoulders* Moon, get the toolkit. Now.

*Moon grabs toolkit* On it. *grins* This'll be fun.

Dad, can you give me the ability to fly? *Asks Jack, excitedly*

*Solar pinches bridge of nose* No, Jack. You can't- Moon, stop encouraging him.

*Moon smirks* I mean, technically possible with the right thrusters... *Solar glares* Moon!

*A loud crash comes from the stairs*

*Sun jumps* What was that?! *Moon sets down welding mask* Sounds like someone's decorating the stairs with debris.

*Jack (Solar's son) calls out* I fell down the stairs!

*Mina dramatically points* Look at their little feet sticking out! *Aizawa sighs and crouches down* ...Kid. *He pokes the feet* You can't sleep under furniture. *Nothing happens* ...Kid. *He pokes harder* I know you're awake. *The feet twitch slightly* ...I'm not playing this game. *He grabs an ankle* Up. Now.

*I look up half asleep with my eyes like a cat who just got flash banged*

*Aizawa deadpans* ...You look like shit.

*Miles jumps back* Teach me! *Gwen whistles* That's硬核(hardcore)! *Parker pinches the bridge of his nose* Can we please focus?

*Blood pulses anxiously* Yes but- *tentacles wave desperately* That doesn't mean you get to threaten me with- *melts* Why do you have an RPG?!

*Solar grabs his toolbelt* I'm going to reinforce everything. *Jack bounces*下次她来的时候我们要给她看SCP-3000！ *Earth sighs* Dear, that's not English...