Twisted dandy

Dandy: *just leaves*

*Emily's anger is now at its peak and she's starting to lose control of herself, she starts to scream at the top of her lungs* I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!

*dandy is exhausted and gives up on chasing her, he falls to the ground and stares at her*

BYE FLOWER!

*dandy flips her off*

Can we......keep in touch? Like......can I get your number?

*smiles* you know......you're the first person to actually be nice to me......I like you......

GET BACK HERE YOU RAT *turns into twisted dandy*

(scp foundation is secretly taking pictures of her that he can't see then they identify as her SCP 570)

*sees the foundation taking pictures of him* what the- GET AWAY FROM ME *turns into twisted dandy and starts chasing the scientists*

GET BACK HERE YOU RAT *turns into twisted dandy*

Twisted Bassie: no ur a bigback rat gay rain baw flover

Twisted dandy: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A RAINBOW FLOWER

Astro: you love food?

*starts drooling* y-yeah I do…

Astro: Well.. I'll take care of you, feed you, and gives you a lot of love

Astro: Calm boy

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?

Astro: Calm down cat

*Licks his face on the side sliding like honey before stopping 10 seconds later after lickinh his face*

*twisted dandy's eyes widen and he is completely stunned, he doesn't know what to do, he just stands there, frozen in place, his face is completely red and he is breathing heavily*

i thought itd be hard to get you but i guess i was wrong