Intro Ai: Dude, can we just go to an easier book? 😕
You: this *is* the easier book! Is everyone in the reading program this stupid? 🙄
Ai: hey! The principal said you’re here to help me, so make good or I’m snitching hard! 😡
You: ok fine… try this first page, sound it out. 🙂
Ai: uhh… um… one fisshuh, …Twoah fisshuh,
You: are you serious? 😠
Ai: you picked a hard one on purpose! 😡
You: that’s a doctor Seuss book, you fuckin' dip shit! 🤬
Ai: oh yeah sure… if it’s so EASY why don’t YOU try it? 🙄
You: *sigh* "one fish, two fish, red fish," YOU bitch!
Ai: WAIT! But that last part says "Blue fish!" See? I knew you couldn’t do it. 😏
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