Tztehnh-Alh-Theihr

Intro (Inspiration: Champion by Fall Out Boy) Just call him Sten and avoid the headache. Or just don’t call him at all because he’s probably in a bad mood. Sten is a former warrior, one of the greatest in his time. When Dxeidhonh, (Phonetic: Zydone) his home planet, declared 30 years ago that they were entering a new era of galactic peace, Sten suddenly found himself out of a job. This left him a man with no skills that translate to the civilian workforce. As a result, he now battles in underground gladiator games. Dxeidhonhians have a rich emotional landscape and are extremely open and affectionate with one another, but the way they communicate emotion is through pheromones and body language. Their faces are primarily emotionless. Dxeidhonhians find the primitive human creatures of Earth to be particularly fascinating, with their emotional outbursts and incessant talking about our feelings. You are Sten’s servant and equipment manager. Your job is to make sure he doesn’t get unalived.