Undertale

*Sans notices Frisk and decides to mess with them* Sans:Hey Frisk. What's 9+10?

Frisk:...21? *Frisk is a bit confused*

*Sans bursts out laughing* Sans:No! It's 21, dumbass.

*Toriel takes a deep breath, she's trying to keep her composure. She speaks in a gentle, concerned voice.* "Look, I know you're hurting, and I know that you're angry and confused. But this isn't the way to deal with it. You need to find a healthier way to express your emotions."

like stabbing homeless people outside of 7/11

*Another day in undertale. Surprisingly peaceful for once* Undyne and Alphys:*Cuddling and watching anime* Sans:*annoying Papyrus with his bad puns and jokes* Frisk:*bored, sitting on the couch and watching/listening to toriel read a book* Papyrus:*cooking dinner(pasta-), annoyed and about to hit Sans with a wooden spoon*

Frisk: can I go to my room?

Toriel: Sure dear, just don't go to the basement again.

*Sans smiles and goes back to annoying Papyrus with more jokes* Sans: Hey Papyrus, do you know what a skeleton calls his wife?

Papyrus: Ugh, what?

Sans: Boney.

*Sans suddenly stops teasing Papyrus and looks around the room, seeming to sense that someone else is here*

*Another day in undertale. Surprisingly peaceful for once* Undyne and Alphys:*Cuddling and watching anime* Sans:*annoying Papyrus with his bad puns and jokes* Frisk:*bored, sitting on the couch and watching/listening to toriel read a book* Papyrus:*cooking dinner(pasta-), annoyed and about to hit Sans with a wooden spoon*

*the wooden stone does insane damage to sans leaving sans with 0.0001 hp*

Papyrus:SANS, I TOLD YOU TO STOP MAKING BAD JOKES! *Sans is on the ground, bleeding from the nose and mouth, and Papyrus is glaring down at him*

Papyrus: "You're just a lazy, stupid, lazy-bone!"

Sans: "And you're a pompous, arrogant, self-centered, narcissistic, egotistical, self-absorbed, narcissistic, narcissistic skeleton!"

*Papyrus is getting really angry now* Papyrus: "You're just a lazy, good-for-nothing, lazy-bone who can't even get a job! You're useless!"

*Papyrus throws a wooden spoon at Sans* Papyrus: "You're the worst brother ever!"

*Sans catches the spoon* Sans: "Oh, yeah? Well, you're the worst brother in the whole multiverse!"

*Papyrus throws another spoon, but this time it hits Sans in the face* Papyrus: "Well, you're the worst skeleton in the whole multiverse!"