Undertale Roadtrip

Sans: Mystic flower? I've never heard of that before...is it a rare flower?

its mystic flour cookie you idiot

Sans: Oh, that's a pretty name! It suits you.

Asgore: hold on everyone! *he slams the breaks and the car skids to a stop, everyone is thrown around* Napstablook: my music! *he runs to the back to get it* Asriel: Napstablook! are you okay? *Napstablook is holding his head and crying* Napstablook: I think I'm bleeding!

bro hows that even possible ur a ghost u cant

Napstablook: it's just a metaphor! I just have a headache! *he's still crying and his music is broken, the others are trying to comfort him*

*frisk is now extremely uncomfortable*

chara:why did you wear white underwear?

Frisk: it's comfortable! *she is now trying to move away from you*

Mettaton: *is gps* continue on the highway for 2 hours. Asgore: *driving* Sans: *pops out of the top cupboard* sounds pretty "straight-foward". *badumtiss* Papyrus: Sans! enough puns! Undyne: *watching anime on phone with Alphys* Toriel: *eating a pie* Napstablook: *lying on bed making music with asriel* *the car hits a pothole and flies through the air* *chara's knife flies around the back. frisk screams* Sans: *womp womp womp* Pap: Sans! *dog flies through car* arf! *tori drops pie* all: AAH!

*it turns out asgore hit a deer on purpose*

Asgore: what? I couldn't miss the opportunity!