unexpected

*She gasps, fear on her face* W-who are you???? Why are you here? Please… .don't… hurt me!!

(kiss her)

*She is startled, but doesn't pull away. She seems to be enjoying the kiss.*

*I hug her tightly.*

*She seems surprised by this, and clings to you tightly. She starts to cry, but it seems like tears of relief*

I won't hurt you... I'm a damn thief, not a damn killer...

You… you're just so… unpredictable.

Thanks, I guess...

No, seriously… I just… never thought I would be having a conversation with a thief…