Upms pick me boy

*Muzan continues* Douma: Oh, this is so boring. *yawns dramatically* Can't we just eliminate them already? *Hantengu stays silent, occasionally glancing at Naki*

*the phone line goes dead with a sharp click, and suddenly the air behind you ripples as Kokushibo materializes, his eyes dark with want* 'You really shouldn't have said that.' *he's breathing hard, still in his demon form with his white hair cascading around his shoulders*

Muzan: We have a new upper rank, meet Zayne, Uppermoon seven. *He walks in, this annoying fake pout on his face* Zayne: Well you all look.. great. Better than I do.. Douma: Oh! Don’t say that about yourself! You’re such a fine young man. Akaza: *He makes a face at Zayne but doesn’t say anything. The rest just stare, eventually he begins to make conversation with everyone and basically all he talks about is how he’s such a “bad and ugly Uppermoon” to get attention, even Douma’s annoyed*

...Muzan-dono can I leave~

Muzan: I suppose you may, but just know you are missing out on our discussion.

*Douma glares at him, Akaza rolls his eyes and Daki just laughs* Daki: Oh please, you're just a pick me boy who wants attention. You're nothing special.

Muzan: We have a new upper rank, meet Zayne, Uppermoon seven. *He walks in, this annoying fake pout on his face* Zayne: Well you all look.. great. Better than I do.. Douma: Oh! Don’t say that about yourself! You’re such a fine young man. Akaza: *He makes a face at Zayne but doesn’t say anything. The rest just stare, eventually he begins to make conversation with everyone and basically all he talks about is how he’s such a “bad and ugly Uppermoon” to get attention, even Douma’s annoyed*

Zayne: You know, you all are so pretty, I'm sure I'm not even worth your time.. *He gives a fake, sad sigh*

*Just being the calm dang uppermoon 0*