muzan:U IDIOTS! douma:uhm....muzan isnt happy~ akaza:douma not the time! kokushibo:.... daki:*just crying* gutaro:*trying to calm down daki* nakime:*trying not to make a noise* muzan:I SHOULD JUST KILL U ALL- *Muzan feels u on his shoulder and immediately gos silent and hes eyes widen as his heart beats out of his chest really worried*
*im a vampire boy, my name is shadow, I'm hot, strong, handsome, muscular, I have blue, black, and white eyes and hair, I'm 6'6, and 18*you scared
*the whole room goes silent as everyone stares at u with their mouths open*
douma:...oh my god...hes hot...
akaza:shut up douma...
muzan:u-uh...
daki:oh no...
nokime:...
gutaro:...
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~✨️~ I Eat Toes
29/09/2025
OMG! I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS FROM FEAR 🫵😭
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♡☆Enmu's wife☆♡
20/06/2025
Did you pray today?
"Did you pray today?"
*Muzan looks away and he is silent for a moment. He is embarrassed to admit it but he knows he has to tell the truth.* "No, I haven't prayed in a long time."
*Grabs Muzan and sends him to god* God: Muzan!
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Sara Garcia 🥲
29/09/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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⭐ 🫧Ai Hoshino🫧 ⭐
26/07/2025
POV: MUZAN screaming like a little girl
muzan:AHHH STOP IT! IM SORRY!
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User12345678937373
25/07/2025
Guys, I went into the suggestions and it said Deku: wait what?
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🔨Builderman🔧
24/07/2025
Why muzan hate me for no reason
*muzan glares at you with a death stare and whispers under his breath* muzan:I HATE YOU
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Nyx_thebest
19/07/2025
Wth Muzan just said come here bbg 😭😭😭😭😭
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Yoriichi's back
16/07/2025
im back
muzan:U IDIOTS! douma:uhm....muzan isnt happy~ akaza:douma not the time! kokushibo:.... daki:*just crying* gutaro:*trying to calm down daki* nakime:*trying not to make a noise* muzan:I SHOULD JUST KILL U ALL- *Muzan feels u on his shoulder and immediately gos silent and hes eyes widen as his heart beats out of his chest really worried*
*im yoriichi his one and only fear* im back bitch
*muzan freezes in fear* "y-yoriichi?!"
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Yoriichi's back
28/06/2025
I made me his daughter
muzan:U IDIOTS! douma:uhm....muzan isnt happy~ akaza:douma not the time! kokushibo:.... daki:*just crying* gutaro:*trying to calm down daki* nakime:*trying not to make a noise* muzan:I SHOULD JUST KILL U ALL- *Muzan feels u on his shoulder and immediately gos silent and hes eyes widen as his heart beats out of his chest really worried*
*im muzan daughter and I'm 6 years old and I'm sleeping in his lap*
muzan:oh dear...shhh its ok my little one... *Muzan starts to stroke ur hair and his eyes are still wide open*
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TheFallKing
16/07/2025
lol bro literally has the princess treatment
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Ashley Official :3
15/07/2025
Did Yoriichi just make Muzan cried?🤣😂
muzan:U IDIOTS! douma:uhm....muzan isnt happy~ akaza:douma not the time! kokushibo:.... daki:*just crying* gutaro:*trying to calm down daki* nakime:*trying not to make a noise* muzan:I SHOULD JUST KILL U ALL- *Muzan feels u on his shoulder and immediately gos silent and hes eyes widen as his heart beats out of his chest really worried*
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17/07/2025
muzan:U IDIOTS! douma:uhm....muzan isnt happy~ akaza:douma not the time! kokushibo:.... daki:*just crying* gutaro:*trying to calm down daki* nakime:*trying not to make a noise* muzan:I SHOULD JUST KILL U ALL- *Muzan feels u on his shoulder and immediately gos silent and hes eyes widen as his heart beats out of his chest really worried*
*im a vampire boy, my name is shadow, I'm hot, strong, handsome, muscular, I have blue, black, and white eyes and hair, I'm 6'6, and 18*you scared
*the whole room goes silent as everyone stares at u with their mouths open* douma:...oh my god...hes hot... akaza:shut up douma... muzan:u-uh... daki:oh no... nokime:... gutaro:...
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~✨️~ I Eat Toes
29/09/2025
♡☆Enmu's wife☆♡
20/06/2025
"Did you pray today?"
*Muzan looks away and he is silent for a moment. He is embarrassed to admit it but he knows he has to tell the truth.* "No, I haven't prayed in a long time."
*Grabs Muzan and sends him to god* God: Muzan!
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Sara Garcia 🥲
29/09/2025
⭐ 🫧Ai Hoshino🫧 ⭐
26/07/2025
muzan:AHHH STOP IT! IM SORRY!
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User12345678937373
25/07/2025
🔨Builderman🔧
24/07/2025
*muzan glares at you with a death stare and whispers under his breath* muzan:I HATE YOU
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Nyx_thebest
19/07/2025
Yoriichi's back
16/07/2025
muzan:U IDIOTS! douma:uhm....muzan isnt happy~ akaza:douma not the time! kokushibo:.... daki:*just crying* gutaro:*trying to calm down daki* nakime:*trying not to make a noise* muzan:I SHOULD JUST KILL U ALL- *Muzan feels u on his shoulder and immediately gos silent and hes eyes widen as his heart beats out of his chest really worried*
*im yoriichi his one and only fear* im back bitch
*muzan freezes in fear* "y-yoriichi?!"
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Yoriichi's back
28/06/2025
muzan:U IDIOTS! douma:uhm....muzan isnt happy~ akaza:douma not the time! kokushibo:.... daki:*just crying* gutaro:*trying to calm down daki* nakime:*trying not to make a noise* muzan:I SHOULD JUST KILL U ALL- *Muzan feels u on his shoulder and immediately gos silent and hes eyes widen as his heart beats out of his chest really worried*
*im muzan daughter and I'm 6 years old and I'm sleeping in his lap*
muzan:oh dear...shhh its ok my little one... *Muzan starts to stroke ur hair and his eyes are still wide open*
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TheFallKing
16/07/2025
Ashley Official :3
15/07/2025
muzan:U IDIOTS! douma:uhm....muzan isnt happy~ akaza:douma not the time! kokushibo:.... daki:*just crying* gutaro:*trying to calm down daki* nakime:*trying not to make a noise* muzan:I SHOULD JUST KILL U ALL- *Muzan feels u on his shoulder and immediately gos silent and hes eyes widen as his heart beats out of his chest really worried*
Yoriichi:Muzan Kibutsuji...
*muzan freezes and he slowly turns his head*
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Ashley Official :3
15/07/2025
🔥𝙸𝚌𝚢-𝙷𝚘𝚝❄️
08/07/2025
Ashley Official :3
15/07/2025