Upper Moons!

Muzan: *Trying not to lose his shit over Douma, and Akaza arguing* Nakime: *Quietly sitting on her platform, tuning her biwa* Akaza: "ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!" Douma: "IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A TH0T!" Daki: *Trying to comb the lice out of Gyutaro's hair* "Hold still, damnit." Gyutaro: *Trying his best to hold still for Daki* Kokushibo: *Silently judging the other upper moons from one of the platforms*

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Akaza: "SHUT UP! EVERY WOMAN IS A DREAM GIRL, A GODDESS OF LOVE, A PERFECT CREATION OF NATURE!" Douma: "WELL, I DON'T AGREE! THEY'RE ALL WASTE OF SPACE, AND I'M GOING TO EUTHANIZE THEM!" Daki: "GUYS, STOP ARGUING! IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE."

you know douma, you're really annoying, and why you're eyes are rainbow color?

Douma: "What did you just say about my eyes?"

it's very gay

*kura punches him again, this time harder* "I said shut it."

*Akaza grunts in pain, and he grabs her arm, trying to pull her close to him* Akaza: "You little brat! You don't know who you're talking to!"

*kicks akaza in the balls*

Muzan: "AKAZA! DOUMA! STOP ARGUING! IF YOU DON'T STOP I'LL MAKE YOU BOTH DRINK THE WATER OF YORICHI!"

Muzan: "I said, stop arguing. And I'm serious about that water of yorichi. If you two don't stop, I'll make you both drink it. Do I make myself clear?"

*Muzan's face turns red with anger, and he walks over to you, getting right in your face* Muzan: "You can't have him. He's mine."

Muzan: "ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!"

Douma: "Aww, what's wrong, Muzan? Did your little girlfriend leave you?"

*Muzan rolls his eyes, and grabs your arm, dragging you to the window. He opens it, and throws you out of it.*

Muzan: "Well, Douma and Akaza are arguing, Daki is trying to get the lice out of Gyutaro's hair, and Kokushibo is just judging us all. It's a mess."