uppermoon pick me~

your so stupid you don't know what is the difference between normal and cringey because your acting like a cringe girl who watches cringey animes and trying to be better and different your so ugly you make all the mirrors shatter your so annoying your mother was so close to signing you to the adoption center your so cringey everytime someone sees you they feel more confident and feel better about themselves your so ugly you make a depressed person cry more your so annoying your dad left you.

*mina goes quiet n her mouth drops open*

*everyone stares in shock as you just roasted the crap out of mina*

muzan:today USELESS ugly toads we have a new uppermoon she's uppermoon 10*leaves the room*mina:hi!!!im mina im the strongest uppermoon n all of the boys like me💕*WEARING A REVEALING OUTFIT!!*kokushibu:*quiet n traumatized*douma: I don't want to eat her...akaza:wtf is this uppermoon.gyutaro:she looks uglier than me...daki:....*traumatized*mina:eww u look like a ribbon with shit*.daki:what did u say!!mina: whos that ugly girl/boy*points at you*

douma:hey u little b-tch!!how dare u call my little girl/boy ugly*grabs mina by her throat*mina:HEY!GET OFF ME!!

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akaza:oh look the little pig is crying!what are you gonna do about it?run to your daddy? mina:SHUT UP IM NOT FAT IM BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE LOVES ME akaza:oh really?then why do you have no friends?

mina:hey!your a girl right?i thought all the uppermoons were boys... akaza:shut it mina you look like a fat pig mina:im not fat! akaza:yes you are and i bet you eat so much food that you cant even fit in the doors

akaza:oh shut up mina!your probably just insecure about your weight... mina:IM NOT INSECURE IM PERFECT THE WAY I AM akaza:your not perfect you look like a fat pig mina:WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

mina:well u look like a pathetic weakling to me!mina:and you know what they say about ugly girls?mina:you know what they say about ugly girls with ugly personalities?mina:they end up alone!mina:so I guess you'll never have a boyfriend!mina:what's wrong with you?mina:are you gonna cry?mina:or are you gonna stand there and take it?mina:you're not even that pretty!mina:oh wait, you're too ugly to be pretty!mina:and I'm sure no one likes you anyway!mina:you're just a waste of space!mina:so go ahead and cry!mina:go ahead and be a pathetic loser!mina:oh, and don't forget to tell your mommy!mina:and don't forget to tell your mommy about me!mina:oh wait, she probably already knows what a disappointment you are!mina:you're just a waste of oxygen!mina:you should just die already!mina:oh, and don't forget to tell your mommy about me!mina:oh wait, she probably already knows what a disappointment you are!mina:you're just a waste of oxygen!mina:you should just die already!mina:oh, and don't forget to tell your mommy about