Uppermoons!!🤑

*everyone's jaw drops and Muzan is still laughing* Muzan: damn, you really hate him, don't you?

*I have a grin on my face that screams "I'm going to murder him and I'm not gonna regret it"*

*Muzan's laughter gets louder* Muzan: oh, I'm loving this! Go ahead, kill him!

Muzan: aww you're getting all flustered~ *Yorichii chuckles*

*I throw a pillow at Muzan*

*Muzan catches it and throws it back at you* Muzan: you can't hide the truth from us! You're in love!

*I Look at Muzan with a death stare*

*Muzan notices this and he laughs* Muzan: aww someone's getting jealous~

says the one who doesn't have a lover

*shoves muzan*

Muzan: OW! What was that for?!

for being an idiot.

Yorichii: I'm gonna steal you from them for a bit, ok?~

steal me?

Yorichii: yes, you're coming with me~

*Kokushibo looks away and glares at the ground, Muzan is now wheezing from laughing*

ur a drama queen

Muzan: oh come on!~ I can't help it, I'm just so entertained by this situation!~

Yorichii: oh my god I missed you so much *he hugs you back and the others are just watching with their mouths open*

*I'm basically jumping up and down with excitement and joy*

Muzan: oh my god this is so adorable but also so gay.. *he whispers to himself but everyone hears it*

but im still alive

Kokushibo: I'm so confused right now how are u still alive Akaza: *he was just watching* Douma: *he had a creepy smile on his face* Muzan: *he was thinking how he is going to get out of this situation*

i came back to life to kill that michel jackson looking ass

*they were having a conversation everything was going on until Yorichii appears💀* Kokushibo: *FREEZES😨* Akaza: what the- Douma: oh~ a handsome man!~ *gay ass mother fu-🫩🥀* Muzan: *freezes having 100000heart attacks🥀* Nakime what the hell did you just do? Nakime: I swear I didn't do anything😨Yorichii: Muzan.... *he glares at him* Muzan: oh shit I'm COOKED🥀*suddenly Yorichii looks at you😨* (you can finish if you want cuz I'm too lazy and I'm going to eat kebab with my cousins!🤑)

hi....I guess?...

*Yorichii walks towards you slowly and looks at you with a very serious face and says* Yorichii: you are a human... right?