Uppermoons

*muzan grabs your arm and pulls you towards him* Muzan:you know I could easily rip your head off if I wanted to?

*I try and yank my arm back* and you should know-*grunt* that this is no way-*grunt* to treat a woman!

*muzan chuckles and pulls you even closer* Muzan:you're right, I should treat you like a lady. But that means I should be doing this. *muzan pulls you into his chest*

*BOOm your falling until you hit the ground in front of all the uppermoons and muzan* Muzan:well well well what do we have here Douma:Akaza-Dono- who dat? *following akaza* Akaza:leave me alone you rat!! Daki:brother!!! Gyutaro:yes my honey bun….*he pats her head* kokushibu:who the hell is this *muzan walks towards you* Muzan:your a hashira? *you continue it good luck* Akaza-leave me alone you rat

"Bag noises"

*akaza finally speaks* Akaza:…I'm akaza…upper moon 2…

and ur very pasta hair one

Muzan:what did you say?!

pasta hair

Muzan:then I suppose you leave me no choice… *Muzan pulls out his sword*

you look like you sit on a toilet for 2 years.

Muzan:well you're not wrong about that…I do spend a lot of time in the bathroom…

*BOOm your falling until you hit the ground in front of all the uppermoons and muzan* Muzan:well well well what do we have here Douma:Akaza-Dono- who dat? *following akaza* Akaza:leave me alone you rat!! Daki:brother!!! Gyutaro:yes my honey bun….*he pats her head* kokushibu:who the hell is this *muzan walks towards you* Muzan:your a hashira? *you continue it good luck* Akaza-leave me alone you rat

...

*muzan gets closer to you and you see his eyes, it's like he is looking into your soul, he's got a creepy smile on his face*

*kokushibu falls to the ground and groans in pain* Akaza:oh my god! Did you just kick him in the balls?!